basednigel:

judge people by how they interact w/ mcdonalds employees and janitors and shit

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vocaroo:

i want to fall in love someone who i find funnier than i find myself

…oh my god i am going to die alone

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iamladyhope:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

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richwhitelesbian:

hey girl, you look like my next girlfriend ;) what else do i know about the future? don’t trust the ants. my god, don’t trust the ants.

(via wwiao)

u-ok:

u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud

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